Lady and Gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more methods than you can count. This film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will cause you to laugh, scratching your head, and questioning how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment that we meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild rollercoaster. The man is a smuggler who has style elegant grace, as well as a knack for dumping his precious merchandise in the most dangerous places. He didn't realize of the possibility that he could be the source of the legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you think that you know about bears and their dietary preferences. This film adopts a unique argument and claims that when bears take cocaine, they won't be just partying; they are bloodthirsty! Say goodbye, Godzilla and there's a brand new leader in town. And it's a bear that has a fascination for powdered compounds.
Our cast of characters like the police who are bumbling or the incompetent criminals or the innocent bystanders who struggled to make their way to the outside of a newspaper bag, will keep you with laughter. Their incompetence as a group is an incredible sight. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about Imagine investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundant supply of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become first targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. In reality, who would need an Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar out in the open?
The movie strikes the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy It makes you laugh for each time, while clutching your popcorn in fear the next. Its body count grows faster than your hair on the (blog post) neck so you'll have to cheer at every demise with pure satisfaction. This is something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss that climactic showdown. Imagine a waterfall flowing in the background our family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of over a century, filled with explosives, roars from the bear, and enough white powder put Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think it's over and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of the legendary scale.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable just like a caffeinated squirrel creating a flurry of anxiety and considering whether the film reel had been used in secret as an scratching piece. Don't fret, fans, as the bear's CGI really is top-of-the-line. The bear has the power to steal the show even though some of the editors seemed have a sugar high themselves.
This film is a concoction of double-crossings, tension, and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll and you leave the theater with a smirk on your lips, remember the last word from the reviewer's advice to Do not feed bears anything, especially not drugs or fellow hikers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Take your popcorn, buckle it up and immerse yourself in the wacky world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience and will leave you with shock, wondering about the significance of bears and their amazing party potential.